What's wrong with our ISO ask?
Satire R Us Ranch is a bit perplexed. We keep hearing about folks that have posted an ISO advertisement for Dexter breeding stock on the worldwide webs and are then bombarded with messages and emails about animals available from around the globe.
Satire R Us Ranch must be doing something wrong because the request for leads we put out for a new bull yields buckets of silence. Please help if you have advice on how to revise our request in order to get some serious response.
"Long-time Dexter breeder in search of a new, young herd sire. Will travel to pick up and pay top dollar for the right bull. Live viewing or videos of the dam, grand-dam, sire, any full siblings, and offspring improves purchase probability. Photos of all of the above are also appreciated. Valid information on dairy and beef production of the dam, dam’s produce, siblings, and offspring also improves purchase probability.
Homozygous Breed Guidelines
Homozygous Quality Udder
Homozygous Dual Purpose Balance
Homozygous Efficient Producer
Homozygous Quality Carcass
Homozygous High Butterfat
Homozygous Excellent Calf Weaning Weights
Homozygous Superior Calving Ease
Homozygous High Conception Rates and Fertility
Color any within breed guidelines will do.
Horn / Polled, I’ll think about it later, IDC.
Milk Proteins, tasty and in sufficient quantities to feed a calf AND my family.
P.S. I put “Homozygous” on those essential things because I see lots of folks doing it, just like I’s doing it.
Private message or call Satire R Us Ranch anytime you have a bull that approaches specified criteria and documentation.